Block-breaker, evolved
(And evolved again, for good measure)
Like all the best block-breakers, Blowfish Meets Meteor is a game about smashing a ball into a bunch of blocks and watching the pieces fly. But we didn’t stop there — instead, we took that humblest of foundations and built an enormous, sprawling game atop it. Here, destroying blocks (with an earthbound meteor, natch) is only one means to an end: your real goal is to liberate your far-too-numerous mermaid daughters from the confines of a deadly underwater cave-in. Along the way, you’ll race through action-packed set pieces, solve devious puzzles, and battle screen-filling bosses, all while uncovering the secrets of a fantastical underwater world.
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Bathe in the glory of thousands of frames of eye-popping, hand-drawn animation!
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Engage terrifying, screen-filling bosses in heart-pounding battles to the death!
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Explore saltwater glaciers, steamship graveyards, and the innards of a gigantic sea-beast across 60 enormous levels!
You’re a good person
That’s you. A solid, well-rounded individual with a deep sense of empathy. And your children are in trouble, buried underneath thousands of pounds of rubble. Really, rescuing them is the only choice you’ve got that doesn’t make you look like a total cretin. But it won’t be easy. It’ll require a lot of anticipation on your part, and certainly a launch-day purchase. From there, you’ll have to endure some serious bleeding thumbs (and subsequently, perhaps make a purchase of some screen cleaner). It’s going to be challenging, but if you can rise to the occasion, you’ll be able to save your adorable little scamps from a slow, agonizing demise at the bottom of the ocean. And really, is there any greater calling in life?
